ty zach for liking all of my text posts u da real mvp
Suzanne is so important
It has just come to my attention that Pluto is a planet again let us rejoice
I dropped noodles on my face.. 😩 I’ve fucked up so hard in the last ten minutes. I spilled soup, I spilled tea, I dropped my straw under the fridge, I spilled candy on my bed. How much can one person fuck up in ten minutes?
Fuck it. I’m make soup and drinking Arnold Palmer tea
I’m hungry but it’s late. I shouldn’t have taken a nap.